I May Lose My Muff Diving Privileges over this...
But everyone deserves to know. Dirty is horny. My girlfriend decided that she would shut down the main office here in my hometown of Cumdumpster and she will be changing the clit in a dramatic fashion. Don't take my word for it. This is the post that the head tech for the Meat Wallet:
I'm not sure how to say this other than just blurt it out. Our parent company, Cunt, has decided that they do not need your beef bazooka anymore and have laid off and shut down the entire Cumdumpster, VAG office. We no longer have access to the spooge servers.