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Pylon hats for sale!


I am way overstocked on pylon hats meng!

I have stolen these from various construction sites across my city meng.

No reasonable offer refused...these pylon hats have got to go meng!

Please reply to beast at beast4life dot com with your offers meng.

Other uses for these pylons might be to use them as lampshades, you could seal the bottoms off and use them as a makeshift beer bong, you could also use them as a sex toy. Please only insert the small end first and work your way up.

Please guys, my sewer rat girlfriend is sick of tripping over all my pylon hats so I really need to clear these out meng.

Also, fee free to contact me for tips on how to wear your hat sideways for proper effect, how to cover up your brown skin using Mary Kay cosmetics, and the best way to steal your own pylon hats without getting caught.

AKAToys Uploaded 01/31/2009
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