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NATIONAL STRIPPER APPRECIATION DAY!!!

in days past march 6 has held special merit to many people of the world. it is marked as both a day of celebration, and one of infamy.its a day that has historical significance for many different meanings in many different countries around the world.

for instance, its the 65th day of the gregorian calendar. after today their are only 300 days left before the end of 2009, and yet strangely, nobody cares. also in 1863, after a 13 day siege, the mexican army led by General Santa ana overtook the settlers at the alamo mission in San Antonio texas. the day passed into infamy as it marked the death of american heroes jim bowie and davy crockett. we now celebrate their lives in the form of big ass knives and raccoon skin hats.

on that day in 1884 susan b anthony and 100 other suffragists demand that president chester a arthur voice support for womens right to vote.the party was reportedly BYOB. not to be outdone, in 1899 aspirin was patented taking away the 'i have a headache' excuse for women to deny us sex.

but no dear friends, it is not the occurence of some past foreign battle or victory in equality that i speak of today. today i come to you with an infinetely more important remembrance of march 6. my friends i declare this day march 6, National Stripper Appreciation Day. a day that from henceforth shall be set aside so that all men created equal under god may celebrate our ladies of the pole.

a day that as one nation, no... ONE WORLD we may celebrate those golden hued vixens. so forcefully gyrating on our laps with their silky smooth skin, firm buttocks without a trace of a tanline, and firm yet oh so supple bosoms that they beat across our faces like a peanut bag in the hopes of one more dollar bill.smelling ever so gently of fruity perfumes,cheap liquor, and broken dreams. we watch with apt attention as they delicately perform pole tricks as though they were gliding down from the heavens ever so gracefully like a g stringed angel with a freshly shaven love patch.

we stare intently into their boobs, uuhh, i mean eyes as they pretend to be interested in our meaningless dribble in the hopes of sucking us free of our last dollar bill like a big breasted financial vampire, and we love them all the more for it. oh how i would love to choke them out with their own g strings... but i digress.

so celebrate this great american holiday by heading to your local titty bar and show your appreciation to all the ladies of the pole. and remember, tip well as shes probably going to law school

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