Try the World Series of Poker
Who? Alex Rodriguez. ESPN ran a few past interviews with A-rod and there was no indication that he had anything to hide. He always came across as the kind of athlete you would want your kids to take after. How about some history...
1st he takes an obscene salary to go to the Texas Rangers. It is one thing to get paid by a contender but he handcuffed a mediocre team by soaking up cash they needed for other players.
2nd Madonna. I really don't care who he is banging but do your pregnant wife right and get a divorce first. Plus, you are getting sloppy 22nds with Madonna.
3rd a report surfaces with a list of steroid users. Guess who's name is on it?
4th the prostitution mess. What else would a train wreck be without hookers and madams? Can't he find a woman who isn't a whore?
A-rod should learn a few chip tricks, buy a copy of Super System and throw cards in a hat everyday for a month. He's got the time now that he is in rehab. This guy has one of the top poker faces in the world and for years he has been bluffing America with his good guy act. He might as well hit the poker circuit and put those skills to use.
Poker is a game where lying and greed are encouraged and rewarded. To be good at it, you to have the ability to stack one lie on another and sell it. There's the World Series of Poker and the baseball World Series. Maybe he chose the wrong one to try to win.