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Here are 5 random thoughts. The first 4 are my own and I wish the 5th one was as well. They are not in response to anything in particular, I just thought I would share them.

1. Next Halloween I'm going to wear a simple button shirt, some khaki shorts, and a curly wig and go as a pirate. The Somali kind.

2. I masturbate with both hands; does that make me ambidexterous or bi?

3. They should make dentures for babies.

4. We get a lot of rain in Seattle but it's a dry rain.

5. Political issues are like laptop monitors. If you look at them from too far left or too far right you don't get a clear picture.

Just some random shit tonight. Peace.

ugdork Uploaded 05/04/2009
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