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Why Faygo Pop ? or A Brief History Of The Juggalo

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"ICP CAN'T RAP! THE ONLY THING THAT HELPS THEM SELL IS THEIR "WICKED CLOWN" IMAGE. THE OUTCAST KIDS IN SCHOOL EAT THAT RIGHT UP. YOU KNOW WHICH KIDS I'M TALKING ABOUT. THE ONES WHO WEAR ALL BLACK, KEEP TO THEMSELVES, AND USUALLY SMELL LIKE THEY HAVEN'T DISCOVERED THE MAGIC OF DEODORANT YET. THEY GET ONLINE AND TALK SHIT BECAUSE THEY ARE TIRED OF BEING RIDICULED AT SCHOOL. I DON'T KNOW OF ANY HIP-HOP FANS WHO ARE DOWN WITH THE CLOWNS."

ICP. The dark carnival. The retarded jackass duo. All are  appropriate and often used names. I have decided to do a blog on this musicaly challenged band. Kind of an oxymoron, but ICP won't care.

    ICP is a white fusion band (A white fusion band, how original) of rap and rock (we know how good those go together, just look at kid rock and limp biscuit) annoying noise, bad lyrics, and an over hyped false style.

    I hate many bands. But none nearly as much as this band. This band is a joke. A knock knock joke. This is by far the most retarded band I've seen. Even garage bands seem like Hendrix compared to them. And underground rappers sound like tupac compared to them.

    They call themselves juggalos. And a posse despite the fact there's only 2 of them, and 5 fans. But ignore that. I wanted to find the definition of a juggalo. I typed in define:juggalo (all the definitions on the internet!) too come up empty. Then looked for a more slang definition. I found this. (No editing, all added items are in red)

The rap group ICP (Insane Clown Posse) first began to call themselves Juggalos and eventually they extended the phrase to include all of their most loyal fans. (all 3, wow) The song "What is a Juggalo" was perhaps the first attempt to actually define the term. The song is very vague and essentially describes a person who is crazy, doesn't care much about society's norms, and acts any way he pleases. "He" is used here because females are called Juggalettes. The term Juggalo comes directly from the word juggler. (Cause nothing is stupider than a juggler, no offense to jugglers.)

Juggalos consider themselves extremely loyal to ICP and have acted in irrational ways on certain occasions. (irrational, like listening to there music?)When ICP's music video "Let's Go All The Way" was released on MTV, Juggalos went to the streets of New York City, en masse, to get MTV to play the video on the top 10 countdown. (Instead they played keep dreaming) Even though the ICP fans were only standing around with the other fans that were on the street, MTV called up the NYPD and had the ICP fans removed. (See, the police ain't that bad) The police claimed that New York had a law prohibiting "clown makeup" on the streets. (A very good law) Situations like these only make ICP fans that more rabid, for they feel if they are causing that much of a reaction, then it must be a good thing. (Michael Jackson got a huge reaction too)

Juggalos often carry around hatchets, (I carry a gun so I'm good) and talk about such items as well; Juggalos often enjoy tormenting non-juggalos about such things as clowns, (I think you need strength to torment) and tend to view anyone with a genuine fear or dislike of clowns irrational. Some people will consider juggalos to be "ghetto goth".

  I find "ghetto goth" to be a good definition

I also found this. ICP loves to spray there audience with soda. More specifically, "faygo". Funny, if you replace the y with a t it's an acronym for fagot. Here's what I found about the soda.

Any true juggalo knows that the only soda that matters is the ghetto pop known as Faygo. ICP grew up drinking Faygo. It's a pop which is also called the poor mans pop, ghetto pop, etc... because it's cheap as hell. At the concerts ICP has these big guns that spray out Faygo. It is almost impossible at an ICP show not to get sprayed. ICP raps about Faygo (Raping about soda, aren't they hardcore) on "Southwest Voodoo", "Just Like That", "I Want My Shit", "My Kind of Bitch" and on other various songs. Faygo is available all over the U.S.

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