So i go into work today...

I am a bagger for our local grocery store. Its a pretty lame job, but im lucky to have one.

Now, the only time we get excitement is when someone tries to steal some stuff.

So today im doing my stuff, and i see two kids standing side by side at the little candy section we have. i see them put a pack of gum into their bag. now normally, i dont really care. its not like a pack of gum was gonna make us go bankrupt, but they see that i saw them, and they thought they were too smart or something, so they try to leave. so i wait for them to leave, and i catch up to them. i tell them to stop, and one of the little prick tries to swing on me. now these kids looked like they were about 13 or 14, but i was too caught up in the moment.

the retard misses, and i just grab him and drag him back into the store. his friend just ran away.

so we call the cops and his parents. he tries to say i kidnapped him because i held him against his will.

in the end, his parents get a ticket.

what a dick