This just in Patrick Swayzie is actually alive. In my last blog Patrick swayzie called me and told me he had died. Having never lied to me before I believed what he was telling me. Here is the math If Patrick swayzie told 0% lies then I am to believe 102% of what he says. Solid math if I must say so.
Unless He is a zombie. It is very likely he has been a zombie and we just have not noticed. If there is 50% Patrick swayzie is a zombie then there is 150% he will be a zombie in the next few days. The math does not lie. Again I am sorry about that last report Patrick swayzie is going a little insane with his death bed rants.
Alright What are you guys up in to? Necrophilia? Why would someone read a story about a dead guy. Also to anyone who posts an actual death on Ebw , Please don't it is mean and not funny to all of those looking for a cheap laugh. Seriously Bill from kill bill is dead? haha
Haha Lolzors He will be missed . Not by me but people who liked kill bill. I bet he smelled like shit when they found him... Was he into auto-erotic-asphyxiation ?? If not he was a closet case. I bet he shit himself after he died. If he was gay he shit semen also , they will need to DNA test his crap off the floor like in law and order SVU. I pitch this for that show. That would be another funny episode.
I sure hope he is dead . I would like to see Uma thermon dead. Also the cast of american idol. I wouldn't kill them but I assumed someone would have by now.
I need to check if swayzie is a zombie yet brb.
Matt the leader of zombies and still borns.