I usually dont write two blogs consecutively but I read Bigbad's blog and I was just wondering how you feel. I am so damn tired of hearing these young mothers and fathers overreact to shit! When my cigarettes started getting hit with price increases Bill Clinton (btw my favorite president) did this whole thing under the guise of protecting children, theory being if the price was so high kids couldn't afford them, GET FRIGGING REAL!! Have you ever watched a kid manipulate their parents out of money? If you haven't I could dig up some home movies and you can watch my kids run me through the cleaners. OK sorry I didn't want this to be about smoking, it is a damnable practice that I regret daily. If you are going to breed kids then take some fucking CHILL pills because you have NO RIGHT to upend everybody else's life so you can raise your kids and I cant tell you how I feel about these mom's with their huge gas guzzling mini-vans who will run you over all in the name of their kids because they have children and you are supposed to get out of the way. Watch cops some night and you will see her, a fat ass woman with two kids on her dress and one in the oven and here is what you will hear "he hit me when I made him come home, and all i wanted was milk for the baby" Sorry I am not buying it, you wanted him home so he ain't outhere knocking somebody else up and taking your cigarette money. 

Look guys I am all for kids and I am the softest touch you have ever seen (slang for easy to walk on) with kids and would give your kid my last dime let alone my own kids but dont you get so tired of this shit when we cant go anywhere without your kids misbehaving and disrupting our dinner or the movie we are watching? I am a pretty simple man I dont smoke or throw shit or swear around Chucky Cheese and all I want is to be able to have a smoke or drink and adult conversation without the world coming to an end because we have put some ankle biter in some life threatening scene like telling them to shut up so I can see this movie I just paid $40.00 to see. I have had my dinner interrupted more than once because you cant keep your kids in a seat at a restaurant and if you cant, then stay home or dont get angry with me if your kid wanders in on any number of adult activities.

This may be harsh and unbelievable to some of you out there but we dont think your kids are a cute as you do. To us they are just little bags of cranky and just for the record with my kids I knew that going in and when I went out to dinner or a movie and my kids  acted up, BAM they were airlifted to the car immediately and you would be surprised if you did this a couple times, you would never see that acting up again. Common phrase said to me when I was out with my family......."sir I just wanted to say what well behaved children you have" my reply "they dont come that way you have to train them."

Thanks for reading bohank

Although I used Bigbads blog as a reference point I do NOT think big is this way. If you read his blogs about his kids you will know the difference because everything this guy writes about his family, seems that his kid is damn lucky.