So a while back we found out that our friend had a foot fetish [ enter statement that im the friend with the fetish ] by checking his history on his computer. By the way, checking your friends history on their computer is the ultimate way to find out some embarassing shit on them, im sure a couple people here made some great discoverys about their friends through this. So as you know the jokes on our friend are countless.

What we tell him to do on a daily basis is to become a pedacurist. I mean think about it. He would be touching feet all day and getting paid for it. To him, he would have the greatest job on earth. He wouldnt look weird or anything and hed probably have to tape his cock to his thigh to hide his erection all day. Looking at all those sexy feet all day. Im going to be honest, if i had a foot fetish i would be a pedacurist. Its the equivlent to like being the guy who lotions girls tits before nude photo shoots except an easier job to get probably because that job doesnt exist, unless the girl in the nude photo shop has no hands, then there would be a demand for this job.

Next, we ask him what is he going to do when he's about to fuck a girl. Does he go to take off her shirt or her sneakers? Whats hotter, taking off the socks or the pantys? I mean, its such an interesting topic. Does he try to pound on that vajayjay or does he duct tape her feet together and fuck them?

Recently, at random moments we would just start making striptease music sounds and slowly taking our shoes and socks off around him. Well be in the middle of mcdonalds and all of a sudden someone will give our friend a little peep show. Timing is key in this. But its just histerical.

We have also began warning females wearing sandals. At some partys if were talking to some girls and shes wearing sandals well bring up the fact she should watch her feet. We even went as far 2 years ago to make an announcement in front of the class during the summer. But we seriously ask him, like does seeing girls in sandals turn him on? Is it the same as watching a girl walk around without a top on?

Then there's just a bunch of random jokes. "If i was pissing out my foot youd wanna watch" is one off the top of my head that gave me a good laugh. So people, find a friend with a foot fetish and youll never get tired of making fun of him. This has been going on for id say a good 4 years and the jokes just get better with age