What is fun yet quite depressing? The answer to this ironic question would be dreaming. No, im not talking about going to sleep and having an amazing dream where you put your dick in models as you throw hundred dollar bills out of the helicopter your fucking in while you eat a snickers.

Im more so talking about when you go "I wish i hit the lotto" and then your imagination runs wild about what you would do. If i hit one of those 50 million dollar jackpots, first thing id do with the money is donate half to charity. I got two reasons for that. First, its the right thing to do. Second, i figure if there is a higher power who controls who's going to win the lottery, im closer to the top of his list of potential winners because ill donate half the money making my fortune help more people then just me. Then id buy a lambo. After i say how id buy the lambo, i usually begin to imagine myself pulling up to places in my lamborghi. Bars, restaurants, funerals all types of places, id steal the show.

So my lottery dream gets interupted by my lambo dream. And of course with a lambo and pulling up to these places comes hot slutty money hungry whores which means the only way for me to get rid of them would be to bang them and toss em a couple hundred after giving them a fake cell phone number. So now begins my dream about all of the crazy sex i would have with these whores.

After i finish this last thought, i begin to come out of my dream. When i come out of dreaming about having this money, i get all depressed and spend a ridiculous amount of money on mega millions tickets. Then i lose and i get more depressed at the fact that i will never be a multi millionaire. Im going to be an average joe working an 8-5 til the age of 65ish. Then if social security runs out im looking at working my entire life.

And then i light up a blunt, and i begin to have even more in depth dreams without reality coming in to ruin everything.