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SO I GO TO THE MEUSEUM THE OTHER DAY

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SO I GO TO THE MEUSEUM THE OTHER DAY AND YOU KNOW IM WEAING A FUR COAT AND I GOT SUNGLASSES ON LIKE A BADASS. IT WAS AN ART MEUSEUM AND A COUPLE OF SUPERMODELS AND WORLD MODELS BEGGED ME TO GO AFTER I WAS DONE AT THE GYM. THE TOUR GUIDE WAS SHOWING EVERYONE SOME BORING PICASSO PAINTING AND I GOT HOT SO I TOSSED MY FUR JACKET TO ONE OF MY BITCHES THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN EVERYONE HUFFS AND STARES AT ME IN MY WIFEBEATER AND START TAKING PICTURES OF ME, THE OWNER OF THE MEUSEM WHO WAS A WORLDMODEL CAME UP TO ME AND TOLD ME I LOOK LIKE MORE OF A PIECE OF ART THAN A HUMAN CUZ OF ALL MY TATTOOS LADEN ON MY GOLDEN SKIN AND SHE OFFERED ME ONE MILLION DOLLARS A DAY TO POSE BEHIND GLASS AS THEIR NEW ATTRACTION BUT I DECLINED CUZ I DONT SELL MY BODY OUT FOR SHIT. ALL OF A SUDDEN GUARDS COME OUT AND TRANQUILIZE ME, THEY HAD TO USE 4 TIMES THE AMOUNT THEY USE ON SAFARIS TO TAKE DOWN WILDABEASTS A DRAPE COMES DOWN TO REVEAL A STAGE WITH A FULL CROUD WHO CHEER AND CHANT AS I ROAAARR AND SHAKE MY SHACKLES. THEY PULL ME UP ON STAGE WITH A SPOTLIGHT ON ME AND MY PECS GLEAMING LIKE THEY ARE COVERED IN GLITTER AND MY TRIS AND BIS LOOKING SWOLLED. WITHIN SECONDS THE BIDS ARE WELL OVER A BILLION DOLLARS SO I GET PISSED AND STAND ON MY LEG SHACKLES AS I DEADLIFT THEM WITH MY ARMS AND THE CHAIN SNAPS AND ALL THE GUARDS RUN. I RUN FOR MY HYABUSA MOTORCYCLE IN THE PARKING LOT AND ALL THE BITCHES GRABBED MY LEGS WHILE I WAS RUNNING AND BEGGED ME TO AT LEAST FUCK THEM BEFORE I GO, SO I KCIKED THEM INTO A CONCRETE WALL KILLING THEM AS A BUNCH OR AVERAGE LOSERS LIKE YOU JEWS GO TO PLAY WITH HER DEAD TITS. SO I GET ON MY HYABUSA, REV UP AND DO A WHEELIE AND BURNOUT HOME WHILE SMOKING ON A CUBAN CIGAR

*ILL SAY THIS AHEAD OF TIME.. YOU BETTER WATCH YOU MOUTH IN THE COMMENT SECION CUZ PISSING ME OFF IS A LIFE OR DEATH SITUATION BRUH

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