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SO I WAS WALKING HOME THE OTHER DAY

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I WAS WALKING TO THE METRO STATION TO GO HOME SINCE DRIVING MY LAMBO IS TOO EASY AND THERE WERE ALL KINDA OF HOT BITCHES AND THEN THERE WAS A HOMELESS GUY WHICH PISSED ME OFF BUT IM HUMBLE AS FUCK SO I IGNORED HIM, THEN HE COMES UP TO ME AND ASKS ME FOR CHANGE SO I GET PISSED AS FUCK AND GRAB HIS CHANGE CUP AND THROW IT IN HIS FACE AND TELL HIM TO GET A JOB, THEN I FLIP HIM UPSIDE DOWN AND SHAKE HIM BY HIS LEGS AND A BUNCH OF CRACK ROCKS AND NEEDLES FELL OUT OF HIS POCKETS LIKE MOST HOMELESS SO I DECIDED TO DO HIM A FAVOR AND I BREAK HIS LEGS SO HE CAN COLLECT DISABLITY. ALL THE BITCHES SAW WHAT I DID AND WERE SO TAKEN BY MY GENEROSITY THAT THEY ALL TAKING OFF MY PANTS AND RUBBING MY DICK AGAINST THEIR CLIT SO I GOT SO MAD THAT I GRABBED THE NEEDELS AND SHOVE IT THRU THEIR SKULLS AND THE HOMELESS BLACK GUY HAD A BONER AND STARTED RAPING THEIR CORPSES, THEN I WALK INTO TO METRO WITH EXTREME SWAGGER LOOKING HUMBLE AS FUCK.

lord_infamous Uploaded 07/23/2009
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