If you, like most everybody on this site, have been wondering where I've been, and what I've been doing for the last couple months, well, have I got a treat for you. Let's see, in the past months I've:

- Made the Dean's List in college after flunking out of a University

- Moved in with my best friend

- Thought about coming back to EBW

- Dated a hot asian

- Dated a different hot girl

- Dated no one when they discovered each other.

- Got Promoted at my job

- Still have a shitty job

- Won the Falcon from Lando in a high stakes game of Sabacc

- Lost the Falcon to Lando in a high stakes game of Sabacc

- Abandoned the long hair and grew some FUCKING sweet sideburns

- Wished I had something to blog about so I would have a reason to go back to EBW

- Drank a lot of Vodka

- Watched a lot of porn

- Missed the old EBW blogging section

- Watched an obscene amount of BET, almost an hour a day

- Got a 6 pack of abs, bitches!

Did I mention I grew some fuckin sweet Sideburns? So you guys are all caught up, I reckon, so what's been goin on here?