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SO YESTERDAY I TOOK OFF WORK TO GO TO THE ZOO WITH 6 SUPERMODELS, WE WALKED TO THE LION EXHIBIT AND THE BITCHES WERE TALKING TO EACHOTHER TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WHICH LION WAS THE ALPHA MALE, SO I DECIDED TO BE HUMBLE AND I RIP OFF SHIRT AND THEY SQUINTED BCAUSE THE SUN WAS SHINING OFF MY GLOWING SKIN LIKE GOD HIMSELF. THEN I JUMP THE FENCE AND GET ON ALL FOURS AND LOOKED AROUND AT THE GRASS LIKE I WAS GRAZING, THEN THIS FAGGOT ALPHA MALE LION STARES ME DEAD IN THE EYES WHICH PISSED ME OFF SO I MARK MY TERRITORY LIKE A RABID ASS AFRICAN BEAST  TO SHOW IM NOT SCARED. ALL OF A SUDDEN HE CHARGES AT ME AND BITES ME AROUND THE NECK, THE SUPERMODELS CRIED AS I ROARED IN PAIN, BUT IM STRONG AS FUCK SO I SWIPED HIM WITH MY CLAW WHICH DISLOCATED HIS ARM AND I GET BACK ON ALL FOUR PAWS AND START ROARING WHILE STARING HIM DEAD IN THE EYES. THEN I BITE HIM AROUND THE WINDPIPE TILL HE PASSES OUT DEAD, THEN ALL THE SUPERMODELS JUMPED THE FENCE NAKED AND GOT ON ALL FOURS AND RUBBED THEIR BODIES AGAINST MINE LIKE A SUBMISSIVE KITTEN AND I SMELLED THEIR PUSSIES AND THEY SMELLED TO CLEAN AND NOT SAVANNAH ENOUGH, SO SINCE I DONT HIT WOMEN, I PUNCH THEM DEAD IN THE FACE KNOCKING THEM OUT AS THE FEMALE LIONS DEVOURED THEIR BODIES AND I SAT IN THE SHADE UNDER A TREE PANTING.

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