Hey eBaums, I got mugged last night.
I got mugged yesterday. I was walking along, minding my own business, when this guy just ran straight into me from behind! It knocked me a bit and I stumbled and tripped. He then jumped on my head, stole my gold ring and just ran off at full speed! If anyone sees a blue hedgehog with red trainers on could you beat the shit out of him for me?