Trolling Omegle Part 2
Ok, so on Omegle, 90% of the time your run into horny old men or young boys who either want to cyber or share dirty pics. You can spot them because they start by asking "asl?" even though it specifically tells you that it's boring. Or they just say "m / f?" or something like that. 5% really just want to talk. Then you have the other 5% who are people from poorly run mental institutions who have somehow gained computer access. Either that or they think they are being clever trolls to the unsuspecting. These people, because they think they are clever, are the most fun to troll. Again it works best to pretend to be dumber than they are, which can at times be a challenge. The following is one of those encounters -
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hi
Stranger: Hey
You: what's up?
Stranger: are you human?
You: I am :P
You: you?
Stranger: nothing is up, well the sky is up.
Stranger: i'm a fairy :)
You: what's your name?
You: I think the proper term is homosexual
Stranger: no!
You: fairy is considered mean
Stranger: my name is Amaranth
You: or you can say gay
You: gay is also acceptable
Stranger: i'm not gay
You: but fairy is considered degrading
Stranger: i'm from neverland.
You: no?
You: dude you're totally gay!
You: lol
You: sorry
Stranger: i find you very offending.
Stranger: =(
You: but I think you are in denial
You: it's ok to be yourself
Stranger: i'm agirl though
You: oh
You: then that's a lesbian
You: funny
Stranger: your making me cry
Stranger: i cant fly now =(
You: lesbians don't usually don't call themselves fairies though
You: I'm sorry
You: hey your sexual orientation is fine with me
You: I'll be your friend no matter what
Stranger: i'm disconnecting
You: it's ok
Stranger: i wouldve offered you a wish
You: I accept you as you are
You: oh wait
Stranger: but you wont get one now.
You: I'll take the wish
Stranger: no.
You: I wish you were happy with yourself the way you are!
Stranger: because i'm crying and when a fairies upset their magic goes.
You: you really should stop saying fairy
You: it's a hate crime in some places
Stranger: go away!
You: hey no need to be mean
Stranger: may the evil spirits take your soul and burn it!
You: I'm your ally
You: this is a safe space friend
You: you can be open and honest with me
Stranger: dont call me friend!
You: hey it's ok
You: were your parents strict with you?
You: was it hard to be yourself?
Stranger: my parents are dead.
You: did you grow up in a very religious environement?
You: they are dead?
You: omg
Stranger: and Ethelbert took me to neverland and made me fairy.
You: I'm so sorry
You: that is terrible
You: omg really?
Stranger: ethelbert is really nice and motherly
You: you know there is no statute of limitations on child rape
You: you should still report it
You: this ethelbert should not get away with it
Stranger: ethelebert is fairy king
You: probably has um taken other to neverland and made them fairies as you put it
You: oh I bet he is
Stranger: i'm disconnecting
You: there are stong laws against fairy kings!
You: it's ok to be you!
Stranger: again, the evil spirits shall take away your soul!
You: I support you!
Stranger: and your life will be cursed!
You: oh there's no need to be bitchy with me
You: that's just not nice
You: I'm trying to be supportive
Stranger: badd day, offender.]
You: huh?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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