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A man is out hunting in the woods when he sees a big, big bear. He has his trusty shotgun with him, so he aims and fires. To his surprise this doesn't do anything but annoy the bear. The big, big bear looks at him and says: “You shouldn't have done that. Now I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson!” and then chases him around the forest, up and down trees, through streams, until the big, big bear finally corners the man behind a bush, pulls down the man's pants, bends the poor guy over a log, and rapes himOuch!

Well, the guy decides he's not going to take this sitting down. Not that he can sit down. So he goes to the local gun shop and says to the owner: “Gimme that big old buffalo gun!” And after the waiting period, goes off into the woods again to find and shoot the big, big bear. He spots the bear out in a grove, takes careful aim, and fires. Once again, this doesn't do anything but annoy the bear. The big, big bear looks at him and says: “You shouldn't have done that. Now I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson!” and then chases him around the forest, up and down trees, through streams, until the big, big bear finally corners the man behind a bush, pulls down the man's pants, bends the poor guy over a log, and rapes him.

Well enough is enough. He goes back to the gun shop, now more sore and mad than ever and says: “Let me get that elephant gun you have hanging up on the wall!” And after the waiting period, goes off into the woods again to find and shoot the big, big bear. He spots the bear out in a grove, takes careful aim, and fires. Once again, this doesn't do anything but piss the bear off. The big, big bear looks at him and says: “You shouldn't have done that. Now I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson!” and then chases him around the forest, up and down trees, through streams, until the big, big bear finally corners the man behind a bush, pulls down the man's pants, bends the poor guy over a log, and rapes him.

Completely angry now, and not just mildly upset over his repeated violations, he gives op on the gun shop and speaks to his buddy who's in one of those “militias”...a gun nut who can really hook him up. He gets assault weapons. He gets grenades. He even talks the guy into selling him a rocket launcher. Armed like an action hero, he heads back into the woods. The man sees the big, big bear and lets him have it. He unloads whole clips of ammo. There are explosions from grenades. He even uses the rocket launcher. And after the smoke clears, the big, big bear looks at him and says: “You shouldn't have done that. Now I'm gonna have to teach you a lesson!” and then chases him around the forest, up and down trees, through streams, until the big, big bear finally corners the man behind a bush, pulls down the man's pants, bends the poor guy over a log, and says to him in a big, big bear voice: “You're not in this for the hunting, are you?”

Dominus Uploaded 07/28/2008
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