Fuck the hoff.
I will now quote sjg.
I've often wondered this, and now it's been proven - David Hasselhoff is actually God come to earth to mingle with us simpletons. I have come to this undoubtedly correct conclusion because without the Hoff behind the wheel, there's no way an unemployed chicken catcher from Kentucky would ever, in this world, have beaten a cancer survivor Opra singer.
I just want to say fuck david hasselhoff and chuck norris is way cooler, and your going to hell along with Will Ferrel.