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Trip to carls.

         So today I got the uncontrollable hunger for a carls junior burger, I grabbed my keys and backed out of my garage. Some little dumbass kids about 7 years old wouldn't move the fuck out of the way. So I got out of my car and grabbed the two little bastards by there ear, I knocked on there mothers door. The bitch didn't answer so I kicked the door down and tied her up. long story short I made her eat her own kids and than beat her with her own leg. I got back in my car and made my way.

         So I was finally at the drive through, some asshole cut me off and got in line before me. I put my car in park and than grabbed the fucker out of his car, I broke the windshield off of his car and shoved the glass into his butthole. I ordered my food and the chef fucked up my order, I was not the slightest fond of this. I got a cactus and pushed it deep down his throat until he died. Than I poisoned there meat supply so I can sue them for contaminated meat, after I sued there asses I used the money to buy a woodchipper which I used to throw all of wallboys friends and family into.

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