I love women as long as they dont love me that never works out.

I love children as long as they stay out of my pocket.

I love my ex-wife now that she is gone.

I love VERY rare strip steak and I mean bloody.

I love knowing that I eat meat bothers vegans.

I love wearing fur at peta rally's.

I love fishing and throwing them back. (they are bigger that way)

I love my country.

I love liberals when they are sad.

I love sports before the money gets involved.

I love God.

I love the fact that I have faith in the fact there is a God.

I love bourbon'

I love Scotch

I love beer and oh yea I love George Thorogood.

Now see blue you can hate and love too.

Thanks for reading Bohank