Shave the Beaver
Have you ever heard "Shaved Beaver" describe a woman's hairless pubic region? Well, I took my wife to the Houston Live Stock Show and Rodeo last year. The Live Stock Show is essentially a giant cowboy Wal-Mart with Cows and other live stock. We're about to buy her a cowboy hat when she asked what the X number meant (5X, 10X, etc). The salesman explained the beaver/rabbit hair mixture of the hat, to which she loudly and franticly asked "Beaver!? Do they shave the beaver!?" Everyone in a 10 feet radius turned their head and started laughing. We ended up buying a wool hat.