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SO LAST NIGHT I WAS EATING A RAW STEAK OFF THE FLOOR WHILE GNARLING AT THE TV CUZ I WAS WATCHING THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL ABOUT LIONS AND KNOWLEGE IS POWER AND YOU KNOW IM POWERFUL AS FUCK, SO MY PHONE STARTS TO RING AND I INSTANTLY ANSWER IT AND START TO SNIFF INTO THE MICROPHONE SO THE PERSON KNOWS IM PRIMITIVE AND DANGEROUS AS FUCK, SO ITS SOME SUPERMODEL BITCH BEGGING ME LIKE A HOMELESS NIGGER TO COME TO A ALL GIRLS PARTY, SO ROAR INTO THE PHONE AND PISS ON IT SO SHE KNOWS SHES BEEN MARKED AS MY TERRITORY NOW. SO I JUMP IN MY LAMBORGUINI AND PEEL OFF TOWARDS THE PARTY DOING OVER 100 LIKE A BADASS GET TO THE HOUSE BLASTING SOME GANGSTER SHIT AND ALL THE BITCHES STOPPED CHATTING AND JUST STARED AT ME WITH MY SUNGLASSES ON AND THEIR JAWS DROPPED AS I GOT OUT LOOKING LIKE A GANGSTEROUS ROWDY BOUNTY HUNTER ,SO I TAKE OFF MY SHIRT AND INSTANTLY STUFF IT IN THE TANK AND LIGHT IT THEN INSTANTLY START RUNNING AND JUMP JUST AS MY CAR EXPOLODES SO ALL THE BITCHES KNOW MONEY IS NOTHING TO ME AND IM RICH AS FUCK. SO ALL THE BITCHES RUN AFTER ME TOWARDS THE BACK PORCH WHILE TRYING TO TAKE THEIR PANTIES OFF SO I CAN FUCK THEM. WITHOUT SAYING A WORD I PULL UP A TABLE WITH 3 CHAIRS ON EACH SIDE, I LAY ON THE TABLE AND START POURING GREY GOOSE DOWN THE CENTER OF MY ABS AS THE LIQUOR DRIFTS DOWN THE 6 DEEP CANALS OF MY ABS GREAT RIPPED VALLEY AND THE BITCHES DRANK THAT SHIT AND STARTED FINGERING THE PUSSIES, THEN THEY ALL PUT THEIR FACES DOWN AND ASSES UP FOR ME TO PICK WHICH ONE I WANT TO FUCK, SO I START TO SNIFF THEIR PUSSIES AND I PICK ONE AND IM PERFECT AND CLEAN AS FUCK, SO I INSTANTLY FLIP HER UPSIDE DOWN AND START POUR BLEACH DOWN HER PUSSY TO PREP HER FOR STUFFING, SHE STOPS BREATHING SO I LOOK DOWN AND SEE BLOOD AND BLEACH POURING OUT HER MOUTH AND I GET PISSED AS FUCK THAT I HURT A WOMEN CUZ I WOULD NEVER, SO I PICK UP HER CORPSE AND CHUCK IT AT THE OTHER BITCHES KILLING 2 OF THEM INSTANTLY, SO I RUN TO THE STREET, JACK A CAR AND START DOING DOUGHNUTS WHILE SHOOTING MY GUN OUT THE SUNROOF AND I HEAR CRYING, SO I LOOK IN THE BACK SEAT AND THERE IS A BABY AND I LOVE KIDS, SO I DRIVE FULL SPEED TOWARDS A LAKE AND BAIL OUT AT THE LAST SECOND AND THE CAR AND BABY SINK TO THE BOTTOM, THEN I LIGHT UP A CIGARETTE LIKE A TRUE GANGSTER AND WALK HOME LOOKING LIKE A WORLD WAR VET.

AND THATS JUST ME BEING HUMBLE AS FUCK U PUSSIES,

*BITCH IM COMMENT BANNED TILL DECEMBER SO U BETETR SHUT UR FUCKIN MOUTH LARD BEFORE I LEFT FREE SOME BLEE ON YOUR BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER

 

**CBEAR, U DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO U FAT BITCH.. FUCKING WITH ME IS A  PLAYIGN RUSSIAN ROULLETE U FUCK

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