My work involves constant travel for extended periods of time and I have developed an unusual obsession. No not what you think

I love taking all the soap,shampoo,lotion,conditioner stc from the room and stashing them in the my luggage  every day. By the time I get home (usually every 2nd weekend) I have a small shopping bag full of the little personal hygeine items. at this point I have about a wheelbarrow full of them.

Now I keep telling myself that I will donate them to a local homeless shelter or some such but I never seem to get around to it. In fact the one time I tried to donate them to a nursing home they refused them. What the hell is wrong with my mini personal hygiene products anyways? Wait a minute what the hell is wrong with me?

What's the point of this? I guess I'm just curious if anyone else out there has some strange peccadillos that they just can't seem to help? if so I would love to know what they are.

Soap Anyone?

MjrF