I am pigeon man.
I am a superhero, I save cats and sheep, I shit on pedestrians they call me pigeon man. Few people know my true identity, most people refer to me as the man that squats on building and shits on people. I can't help it it's in my nature, unlike most superheros I have no weakness. This city wouldn't be safe without me, could you imagine a city where there is nobody to scavage the remains of abandoned tacos and burrito wrappers, my wings ache just from the thought of it.
villains beware, I am pigeon man and I will not rest until this city is clean.