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SO THE OTHER DAY I DECIDE TO ADOPT A BABBY...

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SO THE OTHER DAY I WAS WASHING MY CLOTHES AGAINST MY WASHBOARD ABS WHEN A COMMERCIAL COMES ON SHOWING STARVING SKINNY NIGGER KIDS AND IM HUMBLE AS FUCK SO I DECIDED TO ADOPT ONE SINCE IM A GOD AND WAS BORN A VIRGIN BIRTH AND CANT GET PRAGNENT. SO I GO TO MY GARAGE AND SHOVE A BUNCH OF SHOTGUN SHELLS INTO MY HYABUSA MOTORCYCLES EXHAUST AS I TURN ON THE BIKE AND BEGIN DRIVING TOWARDS THE ADOPTION AGENCY. SO I PASS A SCHOOL ZONE AND A FAGGOT FATHER IS DRIVING HIS KIDS HOME FROM SCHOOL BEHIND ME AND I KNOW MY KID WILL NEED A SEAT IN CLASS SO I ALIGN MY BIKE WITH HIS WINDSHIELD AND DROP GEAR REVVING TO 12000RPMS AS THE SHOTGUN SHELLS DETONATE FROM THE HEAT KILLING HIM AND HIS CHILDREN INSTANTLY. I GET TO THE ADOPTION AGENCY AND ASK FOR A BABBY AND THE BITCH ASKED ME WHAT MY OCCUPATION WAS WHICH PISSED ME OFF CUZ ITS OBVIOUS AS FUCK, SO WITHOUT SAYING A WORD I FLIP UPSIDE DOWN AGAINST A WALL AND START DOING PUSHUPS WITH MY ARMS AND SHE WRITES "BODYBUILDER" ON THE PAPER, OPENS A DOOR AND INSTANTLY RUNS INSIDE, SO I WALK INTO THE ROOM AND THERE ARE A BUNCH OF CAGES WITH BLACK STARVING BABIES FOR ME TO PICK FROM, SO WALK UP THE ISLE KICKING THE CAGES TO WAKE UP THE LIVE ONES BEFORE I CHOOSE AND I GET TO A CAGE WITH A PIECE OF PAPER CRUDELY WRITTEN ON IT "MAKE YOUR OWN" SO I LOOK INSIDE AND THERE WAS THE BITCH, BENT OVER SPREADING HER PUSSY WAITING FOR ME TO FUCK HER, SO I GET PISSED AS FUCK AND INSTANTLY GRAB THE BLACK BABIES BOTH DEAD AND ALIVE AND START SHOVING THEM UP HER SLUT PUSSY ONE BY ONE UNTIL HER BELLY IS HUGE LIKE SHES PREGNANT, THEN I SHOOT HER ONE TIME IN THE STOMACH AS BLACK GREASE STARTS POURING OUT FROM THE BLACK BABIES AS SHE RUNS SCREAMING IN AGONY, THEN I LIGHT UP A CIG LIKE A BADASS AND THROW IT BEHIND ME ONTO THE GREASE TRAIL AS IT IGNITES AND I WALK OUT JUST AS THE BUILDING EXPLODES AND AFROS AND DICKS AND PUSSIES RAIN WHILE I CRUISE OFF INTO THE SUNSET LIKE A RIPPED TO FUCK BADASS THUG AND SLEEP LIKE A BABY.

 

*EDIT; FUCK YOU FAGGOTS, YOU WILL NEVER BE A FRACTION AS RIPPED AS ME U FUCKING NERD PUSSIES... WHILE U FAGS ARE BUSY PLAYING WORLD OF WARCRAFT, IM IN THE GYM GETTING SHROD TO SHIT

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