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The Twelve Days of Barackmas

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On the first day of Barackmas,

Obama brought to me,

A Nobel Prize for doing nothing.

 

On the second day of Barackmas,

Obama brought to me,

Two unending wars,

And a Nobel Prize for doing nothing.

 

On the third day of Barackmas,

Obama brought to me,

Three liberal activist Supreme Court Justices,

Two unending wars,

And a Nobel Prize for doing nothing.

 

On the fourth day of Barackmas,

Obama brought to me,

Four tax cheats in the Cabinet,

Three liberal activist Supreme Court Justices,

Two unending wars,

And a Nobel Prize for doing nothing.

 

On the fifth day of Barackmas,

Obama brought to me,

FIVE GENERATIONS OF DEBT,

Four tax cheats in the Cabinet,

Three liberal activist Supreme Court Justices,

Two unending wars,

And a Nobel Prize for doing nothing.

 

On the sixth day of Barackmas,

Obama brought to me,

Six government takeovers of private companies,

FIVE GENERATIONS OF DEBT,

Four tax cheats in the Cabinet,

Three liberal activist Supreme Court Justices,

Two unending wars,

And a Nobel Prize for doing nothing.

 

On the seventh day of Barackmas,

Obama brought to me,

Seven bows to foreign leaders,

Six government takeovers of private companies,

FIVE GENERATIONS OF DEBT,

Four tax cheats in the Cabinet,

Three liberal activist Supreme Court Justices,

Two unending wars,

And a Nobel Prize for doing nothing.

 

On the eighth day of Barackmas,

Obama brought to me,

Eight violations of the Constitution,

Seven bows to foreign leaders,

Six government takeovers of private companies,

FIVE GENERATIONS OF DEBT,

Four tax cheats in the Cabinet,

Three liberal activist Supreme Court Justices,

Two unending wars,

And a Nobel Prize for doing nothing.

 

On the ninth day of Barackmas,

Obama brought to me,

Nine broken campaign promises,

Eight violations of the Constitution,

Seven bows to foreign leaders,

Six government takeovers of private companies,

FIVE GENERATIONS OF DEBT,

Four tax cheats in the Cabinet,

Three liberal activist Supreme Court Justices,

Two unending wars,

And a Nobel Prize for doing nothing.

 

On the tenth day of Barackmas,

Obama brought to me,

Ten months of thumb twiddling,

Nine broken campaign promises,

Eight violations of the Constitution,

Seven bows to foreign leaders,

Six government takeovers of private companies,

FIVE GENERATIONS OF DEBT,

Four tax cheats in the Cabinet,

Three liberal activist Supreme Court Justices,

Two unending wars,

And a Nobel Prize for doing nothing.

 

On the eleventh day of Barackmas,

Obama brought to me,

Eleven more percentage points of unemployment,

Ten months of thumb twiddling,

Nine broken campaign promises,

Eight violations of the Constitution,

Seven bows to foreign leaders,

Six government takeovers of private companies,

FIVE GENERATIONS OF DEBT,

Four tax cheats in the Cabinet,

Three liberal activist Supreme Court Justices,

Two unending wars,

And a Nobel Prize for doing nothing.

 

On the twelfth day of Barackmas,

Obama brought to me,

Twelve pointless speeches about "change" and "hope,"

Eleven more percentage points of unemployment,

Ten months of thumb twiddling,

Nine broken campaign promises,

Eight violations of the Constitution,

Seven bows to foreign leaders,

Six government takeovers of private companies,

FIVE GENERATIONS OF DEBT,

Four tax cheats in the Cabinet,

Three liberal activist Supreme Court Justices,

Two unending wars,

AND A NOBEL PRIZE FOR DOING NOTHING!

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