My old lady and I were driving up to Columbus, Ohio for the big dinner and my daughter in the back seat playing a song about masterbation. this is the conversation between myself and the old lady.

Her: why in the hell do they have to do a song about masterbation

Me: well honey everybody masterbates

Her: yea but you dont sing about it

Me: well then you arent doing it right

                ZINGGGGG OK I thought it was funny.

I have a question....If I own a CD of Beethoven's Moonlight Sonatas and I like it does that make me gay?

Thanks for reading Bohank