[3:26pm]PepperPeanut: you'll be the first to know

[3:26pm] UsedCarMan: LIES ive heard that before

[3:26pm] PepperPeanut: lol seriously

[3:26pm] UsedCarMan: then my g/f's mom congratulates me on being a father

[3:26pm] PepperPeanut: wut

[3:26pm] UsedCarMan: "you';ll be the first to know"

[3:26pm] PepperPeanut: hah

[3:28pm] UsedCarMan: yeah but then she "ran" into my knee, and "Fell" down a flight of stairs and "accidently" took a birthcontrol +plan b + round up smoothie

[3:29pm] PepperPeanut: hahaha

[3:29pm] UsedCarMan: i know right, clumbsy bitch

* so i dont get any hatemail obviously i was only kidding :D