From "Comment War: White Chocolate's Who Am I?"

CBear47

You're that faggot who thinks he's EastsideDave and has like two people on here who give a rat's fuck about you, which is still infinitely more than in real life.  

Oh, nevermind. I misunderstood. You're trying to mock BlueRed. Yeah, that's a good idea.

White_Chocolate  

lick my pubescent balls  

CBear47  

If they ever drop, Shirley, I will.

evanchick

 FOR FUCKS SAKE DO NOT TAUNT REDNOTE/BLUENOTE/ESHEL/ HE WILL EAT YOUR FUCKING BABIES AND BURY YOU ALIVE WITH HIS WIT AND INTELLIGENCE AND SUPER AWESOME GRAMMAR SKILLS AND THEN SEND YOU AN EMAIL/LOVELETTER BECAUSE HE DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT

White_Chocolate  

my names not shirley, faggot

CBear47

No, it's Evan. But what kind of sissyboy is named Evan? Seriously, you might as well name your kid "KickMe."

White_Chocolate  

since when in tits name is my name evan?

CBear47  

Since you were too slow for the joke.That is, AFTER the three-wheeler accident.

White_Chocolate

since when did i get in a fuckin 3wheeler accident ?

CBear47

Oh right. The doctors said you'd never remember, there was too much trauma. Oh well. Anyway, no matter what your mother tells you, I didn't leave because of you. I left because you're an idiot.

White_Chocolate  

its a really good thing that DIDNT MAKE ANY FUCKING SENSE

CBear47  

Well that's just a shame, Evan. To think, I almost adopted you. Oh well, I have my retarded cat, so it's almost the same. Fortunately, he can't type.

An Appendum, from "BlueRed's Haters"

CBear47

I know what you're trying to do, Blue, and it aint gonna work. Only guys like Eshel, who's douchebaggery is inherent and congenital, can dream of being the kind of noteworthy foe he was. Nolife isn't so bad, really, as I have witnessed during his tenure here (primarily during your sabbatical). My near-stepson, Evan, (in both his forms) is still recuperating from the three wheeler accident apparently. You know, to have been riding it backwards blindfolded at night in the woods, he couldn't have been too bright to begin with, but still. His mom does this great thing with her tongue. Anyway, don't pick on the retard. Save that impulse for next week, if Tony Homo and the 'Girls make it to Nawlins.