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The Theddeuspresley's Challange

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If you go to the blog home page and think of this blog as my head, you would see below (like right about where my dick would be) a blog by famed ebaum junkie, thaddeusepresley. In his blog he boasts that he will take on all comers in a battle of internet dis-wits. (I bet he LOVES those comers)

As a wiser man than I once said, "Internet arguments are like the Special Olympics; even if you win you're still retarded."

Because I am as retarded as the next eBaum's user, I thought I'd take the bait and respond. I didn't want to sound uninformed so I took a look at thadd's profile and saw that he has viewed 11,713 media. I averaged 45 seconds for each view which gave me a total of over 97 hours. Assuming he gets 8 hours of sleep per day and that his waking time is 16 hours, that equals over !!!9 days!!! of watching shit on eBaum's.

Next I noticed that he has 3089 submissions. Because his uploads are generally good, I figured he poured through at least 30 minutes of crap before finding the gems, converting them, and submitting. That's a total of 1544.5 hours looking for "faceplants, fails, and epic's." BTW, 1544.5 hours is over !!!96 days!!!

Thaddues P. has been a registered user for exactly a year and a half but has only been submitting material for 59 weeks or 413 days.

According to my math that is a total of !!!105!!! waking days dedicated to eBaum's World out of the last 413 or 25% of his life!!! (Ok... he probably viewed some of the 11,713 media before the 413 days I used in my initial calculation so it's a little less that a quarter of his life but still..)

Thadd... I can work a couple days and buy the prizes you've claimed with your eReps. I was going to bash you but when I ran the facts on your meaningless life I didn't have the heart. Math has proven how pathetic you are. 

Wow... I just spent 2 hours researching you, compiling data, watching your media, and writing this blog. Wanna go have a beer?

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