Today, for the second time in my time with eBaumsworld, I was sent to Band Camp. I have decided to commemorate it with a poem.

• I logged on four hours ago
• To watch a funny video
• I went to type a quick reply
• But instead I got a quick deny

• I saw the message in front of me
• It's bluntness was plain to see
• For reasons I couldn't understand
• Something I did got me banned

• They said the ban was for hacking
• Well it's not my fault the server-side is lacking
• I bet it's because I abused the thumbs
• I handed them out in mighty sums

• You see I found a pretty cool trick
• Press enter a lot then hold and click
• If done right the thumbs will spew
• Instead of one you can give a few

• Had I become a DemiMod,
• A mini tricky eBaums God?
• No, I do not believe so
• But I used a nifty trick though

• The higher ups tightened their clamp
• And I got sent to band camp
• So now I can't post like they intend
• But in less than a month, my trip will end