They took my job.
As of may 15 I will be unemployed. I don't know what to do. They are closing my office down. I don't think I can work anywhere else. I am going to get unemployment. I can get it and it is fun and good. And I want one of those food cards. God damn this is going to feel good.
I wish I had like 7 fucking loud mouthed kids that I would never bathe and let them fuck up the store while I pinch penny's on my food stamp card. I can live off of mack and cheese. I was thinking of getting like a fucking side of cow and maybe trading it for crack. I mean If I sold crack I would most certainly give out a fat 50 rock a side of cow. Damn I can get high for minutes.
They say I have to actively seek employment whilst I suck off the fat of the land. This is fun and good. I have no problem with this what-so-ever. I will apply at Mcdonald's and request a CEO position. I will always apply for either CEO or just write Donald Trump as a position. Hopefully after this year Brother Bama will tack another year on. By that time I will have to keep my poopshit in little baggies in the freezer to continue getting my food card.But thats cool I will have plenty of empty baggies lying around.
Success at last!