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  • Deax1121's Comments of 2010 Highlights

 

 

 

  • I think I understand what is going on in here. You are all conversing about various topics and enjoying each other's company.

 

  • I think is am continuing to understand what is happening here. You guys are engaging in discussion over trivial, often changing and rarely meaningful or pertinent topics. These are constantly fluctuating in seriousness and notability, however they continue to occur ad infinitum

 

  • EXPERIMENT: next time you take a shit, stay in the bathroom and keep eating food every five minutes until the you feel the need to poop again. theoretically, if you have been eating nonstop, the next shit you take should be indefinite, granted that you continue eating throughout.

 

  • Who the fuck are you kid? Quit trying to be an e-star. lil bandwagon shit.

 

 

  • i bet gerald69 is actually a very well mannered, intelligent human being outside of ebaums with a successful career and he gets off by letting himself go on the net. If this is not the case, well then that's just sad.

 

  •  I don't quite know how to put this... so I will just say it. Your son thinks....he is some kind of............large gambling facility.......... We're not really sure how to treat it but we are still searching for a deeper underlying condition. Do not give up hope. .

 

  • my prominent chin is undeniable and 2 of the pix I'm in the same outfit...and there are only 4 posted...so 3 diff people, God if you can't see the arch of my eye brows or forehead or ANY detail or make up or diff dyed hair color, then you must have terrible eye sight. And geez please feel better and don't kill yourselfI left a link to a song sometime last night on your pro bc even though we don't get along I don't want anyone dying I've worked hard to be happy in life so get over it and me and go make yours happy. Going on ebaums and saying you're going to kill yourself- you need some better parenting in your life or more concerned parents. Talk to an Aunt or Uncle. Oh btw your mom is dyeing her hair today, when a woman with red hair walks into your home don't call 911- it's her, even though she will look TOTALLY different, like another person!

 

  • Hey Faggots, My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

 

  • God owes me an apology

 

  • Simply put, this place is a shithole. It's the home for the scum of the earth, the worlds biggest faggots all condensed into one bullshit site. This just in: I hate each and every single one of you equally. All of you do me a favor and continue to rot in your grandmas basement while she works 3 jobs to support your lazy fuckin ass. Stop fucking dead bodies in your free time, and buy a god damned treadmill for chirst sake .

 

  • Here's something to ponder: maybe get a fucking life. All of you. I swear, I log on here occasionally and I see the same, low-life, scumbag, faggot bitches all commenting on whatever the newest featured piece of shit media is. Here's the kicker: none of the comments are even relevant to the media. That makes a lot of fucking sense. Maybe you inbred bastards should do something with your worthless lives besides sit in your trailer park stealing wi-fi from starbucks next door to go on this shitty ass website as some kind of sad, perverse social outlet for yourselves. On that fucking note, I'm leaving. P.S. don't bother replying, because let me assure you, I will never, EVER be back to see if anyone responded.

 

  • fuck everyone in here, seriously. You're all complete faggots. I don't give a shit about chad, about dildozer, or whatever the fucking fuck you retards are always bitching about. It's always "clout" this and "ballstank" that, and quite frankly, it's quite sad and annoying as fuck at the same time. You people act like this is some kind of social gathering, fucking losers, accept reality: your life sucks, you're sitting in a cubicle right now constantly looking over your shoulder to make sure your boss doesn't fire your ass for stealing company time.When you look in the mirror you see yourself as an obese failure that's about to go bankrupt. kill yourselves

 

  • What's up everyone? Still queer? That's what I thought, Anyone that goes on this site more than 5 days a week is a gay queer with absolutely no life. I just come on here to see how the scum of the earth is doing. Honestly I don't know how half of you haven't killed yourself in shame by now. It sucks knowing that someone like me will be here to remind you that you truly will never be as man as I will be. Ever. With that in mind, I'm heading to go do something productive, I give each and every one of you permission to sit on your fat asses for the rest of your lives commenting on this useless shithole of a site. .

 

  •  You are standing outside a castle the bridge is closed, ask yourself the question how do i get in? Whatever the answer, it will be difficult to enter. As a person you are acting the same, as a closed castle. What you have to do is to let down the bridge of your closed castle and start letting the good people and experiences in. And pull it up to keep the bad people and experiences out. Ask yourself, what benefits has being shy gave me into my life. The answer = zero. So you want to throw that away out of your life. And open yourself up to other people. You know if you let good people into your life, your life can become a far more rich experience then if you constantly are pushing people out of your life. Humor is a great thing, and will open the door to getting new contacts, so make sure you become a funny person to hang around with and people will definitly enjoy your company. .

 

  • Hey faggots. I hate each and every single one of you in here. I just got back from the club, yeah that's right, the club, and i got laid 3 times in less than one hour. The last bitch almost didn't want to fuck because i didn't have a condom but I fuckin raped that slut and she loved it. What did all you fuckin queers do all night? Oh that's right. nothing. Still sitting in your mom's basement with a box of glazed donuts and some hand lotion i see. While im getting laid every night at the club, I'm also making mad money by day through the business my dad owns. Yeah that's right fuckers. I'm a partial owner of a massive company, and i didn't even finish high school. While you fuckin queers are commenting all night, ill be getting my dick sucked by 3 different beautiful women while the 4th one makes me a sandwich. Anyway fuckers, The bitches upstairs are calling my name. fuck all of you.

 

  • Have you ever realized that it doesn't really matter whether the person commenting is a girl or not because you'll never ever meet them anyway? Have you ever imagined that the girl you think you're talking to is actually a man, not to mention how desperate it looks? FACR: Any actual girl who would be on this shit site on a beautiful day like today is either fat or heinous. That is all.

 

  • nobody here knows what deax actually stands for. I know this because i do not even know what it stands for

 

  • From: ballstank Sent: April 05, 2010 3:31 pm Subject: wat up Message: hey dood I know you probably hate me but anyways you seem down today or something just wanted to say i was just playin around with you I hope you don't hate me. You shouldn't leave cause you're funny and entertaining. Anyways, sorry if i offended you or pissed you off. take it easy, ballstank

 

  • Hi.I guess you forgot about adding me on here? firstly, don't flatter yourself, you suck at your job. Secondly, you're gay. You don't exactly prance around like a queen but it's pretty obvious. Thirdly, your "job", that thing I pay you for and that you "hate" doing isn't half as bad as you make it out to be. the fact that you screw up the simplest of tasks and your incompetence brings me to my last point. Don't bother coming in tomorrow, you're fired. And yeah, I'm serious.

 

  • this is bullshit. I was just on chatroulette with a sexy ass 15 year old but i accidentally hit back on my browser so now im back to this shithole. can't win

 

  • OK I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fvcks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fvcks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots... of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.She then procceeded to make me a sammich.

 

  • It all depends on WHY you were jerking the sausage. Your sperm count will DEFINITELY increase. This is a biological issue that you have on control over. It is called "Competitive Sperm". Google it. Your "load" may not be of more quantity, but it will contain billions more sperm than normal.

 

  • Seriously, everyone needs to stop making fun of 9/11. A lot of people lost their lives and many people suffered from the tragic events that happened on that morning. It's not funny or cool to make fun of such a horrible thing. P.S. the holocaust never happened

 

  • That fuckin santa hat and those fuckin shades

 

  • Bye. I'm leaving. Had I not mentioned this, I would still be the topic of some conversation even when I'm not here but now it won't happen

 

  • Hey Deax how do I auto block your comments in the settings? I'm trying to save a buck or two on drywall repair costs from punching holes in my walls after reading your comments.

 

  • sometimes when the mood strikes, you just have to ride the lightning. thats why i keep a fun size packet of vasaline in my side pocket of my knapsack

 

  • anyone can read the complete ownage that i have dropped upon vagabonie tonight. and on that note, im out. In response to Vagabondie: don't bother replying because I won't ever, ever be back to check to see if you replied. Honestly, a family of road kill would care about you more than I.

 

  • I liked the part where you fed the dog your own diarrhea and watched him eat it full well knowing that you know the dog thought it knew it was eating actual food. i think

 

  • Favorite line from The Lion King: "I swear to god simba if you try to fucking take the mainland i will fuck Nala so hard and make you watch"

 

  • Hey faggots. just got back from the chess tournament. Fuckin schooled everybody because i'm the fuckin shit. no need to applaud me, i already know how awesome i am. on the note, anyone that wants to join my guild on WOW is not allowed. Leets only faggots.

 

  •  Ancient torture technique: you get strapped down face down and your penis is clipped shut with a clothespin of sort and the the victim is injected with a drug that makes you lose control of your penile sphincter, there for letting the uring from your bladder rush down your urethra but not out your dick hole. the victim is left with the urine in his urethra for 3-6 hours until the low pH of the urine slowly burns through and denigrates the victims penis.

 

  •  Grundlejuice sucks dick, he goes around and meebos me wanting auotgraphs from the stern show and then I look and he's trashing me in a forum, the same time he's buttering me up. He told me his long time goal was to get on the stern show. Obviously using me. I told him in the forum, "You don't fuck with someone you want a favor from- fuck you, you're blocked." So in the forum he's saying he's joking and being a bitch and saying sorry, I said, "good luck with your life long dream, you're dismissed." He was just fucking with me and yes it was him, he got so jealous everytime I talked to you or about you. It was like he wanted me to like HIM. But I didn't lol. So he said what a jerk you were, what a player, what does a 20 yr old want with me, he's a scumbag wannabe, etc. I friggin hate him lol

 

  • It had NOTHING to do with you, I fought with someone else and you stick your fucking nose in it, talk shit- the first and only kind thing was "what did you guys do to lennon?" then you throw me under the fucking bus I swear to fuckin God shut the fuck up you poser fake piece of shit, post this in chats you poser fuck, get some more ebaum friends with your worthless fucking life, make sure you get all these fucks to like you you spineless filthy fuck- I saw you decieve me rot in motherfuckin hell- POST this shit, post it, they'll accept you, bitch

 

  • I had the kids look for easter eggs this morning. I put the golden egg in my pants, and the girl with the tightest vag there found it. guess what the reward for finding the golden egg was? old enough to pee = old enough for me

 

  • I'm leaving this shit site forever
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