Tiger Woods' wife on the cover of USA Today...
I don't give a fuck?
What happened to the news?
And how come my blog has to be 256 characters long? WTF is that shit?
I just want to say shit about the news and how much it sucks nowadays... and I can't even do that without having to elaborate on my idea.
I would rather read about the inside of my asshole.
256 characters yet?