First off I'd like to say lick bag to you all, and thank you for your submissions. 

Next, I'd like to announce the winner of the Haiku competition:

The winner is:  ALL OF YOU.  They all made me laugh to some degree, therefore I chose to immortalize your master poetry by posting it in the EBW Joke section.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/81086348/

Thanks to all who made this moment possible.

*chokes back tears*

Miles