So am I old because I remember when E&J was a popular drink? Or am I old because I still have an Atari 2600? I bought gas for my first car while gas was only .96 a gallon. I was caught with weed before the whole ZERO TOLLERANCE policy. Yeah I am old. I have achieved things you youngsters never will. I saw Bigger.Longer and Uncut in theater while getting my D!ck sucked. I was getting head while I watched the 2nd tower fall. I already served my country before the second Bush came and we all got fu@ked. (your welcome).

Yup , I guess I am old. I have done things all those after me will never do. I was saying F.T.P. when it meant something. I was suspended from school while all of you with negative comments on these blogs were suspended from your fathers sack.

F8ck You.

I am old. Respect my G.