One thing I like about this new president, is he's so much cooler than our last, recovering alcoholic, born again Christian president.

When George Jr. flubbed a line during a speech, he made up a new nonsense word.  But when Obama flubs a line, it's straight from the mouth of Jimi Hendrix.  You and Jimi both, Barrack, they just talk about you like a dog.

I've got a transcript from the latest Larry King interview with Obama:

Larry: President Obama, how do you plan to deal with the public's perception that you have taken nearly twice as much vacation time as Bush did?

Barrack "Jimi" Obama:  Well, Larry, I'm glad you asked me that.  During my vacations with my family... uh... I...  Well, I stand up next to a mountain and I chop it down with the edge of my hand.  Well, I pick up all the pieces and make an island.  Might even raise a little sand. Yeah.