Some of my fav chuck norris jokes
chuck norris is strong enough to punch through steel, yet delicate enough to cradle a newborn to sleep.
chuck norris never hides, only seeks.
sometimes chuck norris calles up the power rangers just to say hi.
if chuck norris had a dime for every time some1 lived when he roundhouse kicked them, hed have no nickles
chuck norris only lives by one rule:no Asian chicks
chuck norris is considered a prime # in some schools in Ontario.
superman owns a pair of chuck norris pj's
one time a guy stabbed chuck norris behind a childrens hospital in a allyway, the knife bled to death.
chuck norris once roundhouse kicked bruce lee breaking him in half, thus making jackie chan and jet li
chuck norris doesnt speak. he thinks words towards his foot then roundhouse kicks them at ur brain.
if at 1st u dont succeed, ur not chuck norris.
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