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I just woke up.

 I have Tom and Jerry cartoons playing and I'm smoking a cigarette in bed. 
I'm not doing anything today at all, I'm going to slide from my masturbation den and into the bath, where I will then drink a vodka on ice.
Then I am going to make myself some food and watch anything by Stanley Kubrick.
By 1.00am I will be passed out with a wine bottle in my hand, 'All by myself' playing hauntingly in the background.

I hope you enjoy your day as much as I am going to enjoy mine.
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