The Horse Who Couldn't Stop Throwing Up Apples
In a pasture a long, long time ago, there lived a horse that couldn't stop throwing up apples. One time it ate grass but it threw up apples anyway. Sometimes it wouldn't throw up apples but mostly it would. This horse was very very sad by this, but no one cared because everyone realized that horses are inferior animals and deserve to suffer. So every day and every night the horse threw up apples until one time he said, "I'm tired of throwing up apples." When he said that he threw up apples. So he decided to go see a hypnotist to help him solve his problem. He walked into the hypnotist's office and threw up apples. He tried to tell the hypnotist his problem but since hypnotists and horses don't speak the same language, the hypnotist called the cops and they shot the horse dead because they assumed he was rabid.
Cowtipper Uploaded 11/28/2010