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The Morpher III

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Sitting home one day, monitoring ebaumsworld to see if anyone was making fun of him, the morpher's father walked in and smacked him in the back of the head. "Come on boy" he yelled. The morpher grabbed his little stuffed animal pig named Pinky for his curly pink tail and got in his dads pick up truck. As the dad did 107mph down the side streets of town, The morpher was too scared to ask where they were going. His dad then drove into the woods. Deep into the woods. He then told the morpher to stay in the car but demanded that he give up Pinky. The morpher cried and cried but his father took pinky and got out of the car. His father took out his pocket knife and cut a hole right under pinkys little pink tail. He then proceeded to have sexual intercourse with pinky. The morpher's cried could not be heard in the dense forest. After his father finished banging the stuffed animal, he took out his shovel and buried pinky in the forest. After that he got in the car and told the morpher if he ever spoke about this to anyone, he would suffer the same fate as pinky. The morpher never told anyone, except his dear friend x22tizzle one day over peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
x22tizzle Uploaded 12/04/2010
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