I watched the preview of this movie with Christian Slater. Now I know I want to become a jet pilot. This is so cool! He was flying this ultra advanced airplane that looks like a triangle-shaped space ship. Fucking awesome!

I looked up what to do to become a pilot and turned out I'm perfect for that job.

To become a pilot, you don't have to be in great shape or have superior hand-eye coordination.

I read that on some website about pilots. That's perfect! I'm in great shape and probably much hotter then the other cantidates, so if there's a casting or something, I'll definitely beat the other pilot wannabes. For the talent show I'd choose belly dancing - the jury should see that I'm not only talented, but also in great shape.

But now about the important things in jet piloting. There are 4 matters that are rudimentary.


Background music

When you fly faster than light, you need awesome soundtrack. I have to choose something fast, but melodic. Voice should be male, strong, but still soft to the ear. My choise is:

Kenny Loggins - Danger Zone

The song is so awesome and inspiring. It's totally bad ass. It was written solely for the purpose of being the background to jets flying and shooting things.


Revvin' up your engine 
Listen to her howlin' roar 
Metal under tension 
Beggin' you to touch and go 
Highway to the Danger Zone 
Ride into the Danger Zone


Making sure you'll fly only the coolest jets

This should be easy. I'm pretty and there should be no problem with convincing my superiors that it's me who deserves to fly the newest and the coolest.


Haircut

Since you need to wear a helmet most of the time, the best hairdo is probably short but still classy and sexy. Hair can get damaged in this line of work, so I figured that short hair that look cute and feminine will be the best choise. Here's a quick simulation.....



This should be the perfect choise. The jet pilot official blue scarf is nicely exposed and everybody knows you're a bad ass jet pilot. Five words: short, cute, classy, feminine and trendy.


Uniform

I need to make sure the uniforms are black. Black is my color. Not only does it make you look slimmer - it's always fashionable and matches shoes in all colors. As for the uniform's cut, they're always body suits. Everybody will see how nice my figure is and working out (I know there's a lot of exercising in the army) will pay off nicely.


I know that most of you don't meet the requirements for becoming jet pilots. I know that they'll probably give a low rating to my awesome blog out of jealousy. Guess what, bitches? Who's going to be a jet pilot? No, not you! That's right, rate down my blog.