I never buy gifts for anyone but my kids so feel special retards! This was inspired by Tyaeda's blog. If I forgot you...so fucking what? :) Spending virtual money has never been easier...lol. My gifts to all this x-mas...
Tyaeda...a cut to fit leather body suit. To protect you when you're welding of course! :)
SJG...my phone number. ;)
Rednote...an open mind! There's more music out there than just blues. Sheesh!
Garadain...a year's supply of Purel.
NO U...location for the nearst AA meetings.
Laptopia...ummmm? Shit...idk...when idk you get a gift card....$10 card for Radio Shack.
GIJoe/Dread/Frogbob...A safe return home brothers!
Sheza...more free time. So you can write more often, I enjoy your stuff.
Sparks...a year's subscription to SciFi Quarterly.
Neko/Mizuka...a prescription for multiple personality disorder.
Tomlet...a year's subscription to The Onion and The Smoking Gun.
Dawnthief...(gift card) $10 at IHOP.
Major...a prescription for mood stabilizers.
Miles...a new notebook. (to write your funny little comments in to retrieve when signed in)
Dangle...a book titled..."Not everything's a fucking conspiracy!"
Ok bitches....I'm now broke. I hope you're fucking happy!
Merry x-mas and to all a fuck you! :)