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First off i'd like to point out, you have to be very self indulgent, and narcissistic. These are the starting points to getting your blogs featured.. Since no one likes to hear a blathering moron go on and on, i'll get straight to the tips.   Suck off an Ebaums staff member-This ensures that no matter how retarded your submissions are, they'll get featured.   Be creative - Give them the reach around while sucking their dicks for extra points. (Maybe throw in a Danish snowcone.)   Be very simplistic and cliche - Having no unique taste whatsoever helps in making your content more mainstream.     You're welcome.
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