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Whale Hunting In My Jeep

   The legislations that have been implemented by your government and various other countries ruling agencies were assembled with the assumption of maintaining order and piece within their respective societies. I have recognized that frequently laws were made with absolutely no intention of achieving the above and alternately have been constituted for no reason or just to do the contrary in some cases. These are a few that I perceived to be the most absurd and even comical.

 


*In Cali, Columbia; a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Kinky)



*In California; Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 ft of a school, or place of worship. 

It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.  Women may not drive in a house coat.



*Alabama; Illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a motor vehicle.                                           It is illegal to wear a fake mustache that causes laughter in church.



*Florida; if an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.                                                                                                                                                                               It is illegal to sing in a public area if wearing a swimsuit.                                                                                        It is illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine.                                                                                              Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.                                                                           When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.



*Louisiana; It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol. 

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