I know you guys must be so happy to have me here now. I have been away for so long it almost hurtie. I now will grace you all with masterful writing that will blow your fucking brains out. As the days pass more of my blogs will come and because of this you will also cum. I already have been watching this site and know who the village clown(s) are. Its okay, I forgive you clowns. I will make up for your stupidity with kick-awesome blogisphears.