Well Holy German Jesus. Have you ever seen a sadder lot with all your bickering and carrying on.
Thanks God yours' bellies be full or y'all be lungin' at each other throats fors a bite to eat. I be liking to visit me cousins in that land below the Lake and across the pond, but before I do, I need to turn your frowns upside down with some real Canadian party music.  We don't subscribe to that hippy dippy, or that negroe music. No sirree, we gots some culture up here and ya'll better listen up, cause I'ze be wantin' to put a smile on your face.

First I be startin' with my boy Stompin' Tom!



You'll be seeing Wallboy in this one.



Sure we had our hard times, but that's just for inspiration. You don't need to be pretty to sing a great Canadian song.



We got some fresh stuff too.



I'd play ya more but the sap be running and I gotta get a chuggin". Remember buy Canadian.

We even gots stuff NO_U will like. Or, is this what you might hear at the Red Rooster?