*Jazz music plays for 5 minutes*
"Hello, thank you for calling"
"Hi my name is...."
"We will connect you with a represenative as soon as possible"
"Well hurry the fuck up"
"Please watch your language sir."
"Thank you for waiting. We will now connect you with a represnative."
" bout damn time."
brrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrr brrrrrrrrrr
"Hello my name is Lacquisha, thank you for calling. What can I help you with"
"Hi, I'm calling about your return policy. I bought a..." *Beep*
"Uhh huh, yeah your gonna wanna go dowb to your local wal-mart and uh ask em bout that"
"scuse me. Hey girl! Nah I'm not busy. Just got this white man talking bout return policy. I said 'you just gonna have to go to the damn store and find out white boy, shit' mmm hmmm."
*Violently closes phone*
"Fuck this shit!"