1.) If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids already, 3 were blind, 2 were born deaf, and 1 mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend she have an abortion?
read next question before scrolling down to see response to this one.
2.) It's time to elect a new leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the 3 candidates:
Candidate A: consults with crooked politicians and astrologists. He's had two mistresses, chain smokes and drinks around 8 martinis per day.
Candidate B: He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whisky every evening.
Candidate C: He is a decorated war hero. He doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer, is a vegetarian, and has never committed adultery.
Which candidate would you choose? Pick one before scrolling down.
Candidate A: Franklin Roosevelt.
Candidate B: Winston Churchill
Candidate C: Adolf Hitler
And if you answered yes to suggesting her to have an abortion, you would have killed Beethoven.
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